Movies: John Byner

The setting: two South Sea islands. On one: a hungry, shipwrecked Aardvark. On the other: an army of (food) Ants. The Aardvark knows that this is true because he sees the Ants in his spyglass. All that you have to do is swim right over there... excep...

Poncho and Toro turn their hunger pangs toward a certain grasshopper with attitude who sounds just like John Wayne!...

The Bongo Pest Control Agency gets a call for an ant problem, so the Aardvark intercedes to take care of the call himself....

The Aardvark's vacuum cleaner, intended by him to inhale the Ant after his own snout becomes corked and bottled, ingests an angry bear....

The Ant is spending his vacation at the beach, but the Aardvark sniffs him out. A beligirent Life Guard mistakes Aardvark for a dog a repeatedly kicks him off the beach. Ultimately Aardvark is send off to the Dog Pound....

The Aardvark shiveringly pursues the Ant after a snowfall has covered their habitat....